Santa Knows, Dance the Bridge
I posted a link to this before, but here is the song for you lazy tumblr browsers to enjoy in the comfort of your dashboard.
If you like this bittersweet holiday song, like salt on your peppermint, then reblog it to your friends for your Christmas playlist.
(You can also download the song from the link above.)
"The best sleep I’ve ever had has been soaked in bourbon. It almost doesn’t even matter what I felt like when I woke up. Until it did."
— Kate Regan, via Facebook
A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB : reddit.com
Click through for an almost unconscionable level of nerd puns. The commenters on Reddit reach a never-before-seen level of sexual-computer humor.
I don’t think Rob Schrab is on Tumblr, but he emailed this to me. I wish this show were real.
Ernest Hemingway will kick your ass. (via Joe)
Ugh.
I need to stop trying to learn new crafts and just get
betteramazing at the ones I already know.Update: I’m gunna write a song (an instrumental) for you guys. Hang tight.
This is a logical sentiment, but if you’re an artist, smart money is on the fact that you will never stop being creative; whether you’re drawing, painting, sculpting, acting, doodling, scribbling, inking, coloring, molding, snapping pictures, building, gluing, cutting, pasting, writing, drinking, cooking, telling jokes with friends, driving, walking, breathing, you will find fun and art in everything.
It’s OK to never be satisfied and to keep working towards a higher artistic goal that may be high in the distant foggy mountains. The important thing is to keep climbing with whatever tools please you.
Fans will remember Greendale Community College’s trophy case referenced in “Football, Feminism and You,” which, at the time, Jeff pointed out only contained one trophy from Henderson Trophy Cases for “Most Valued Customer.”
I was walking through the set last week and finally noticed that, as of the Debate episode, there are now two trophies in the case. There should also be a real trophy in there for whoever thought to do this.
