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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>CROCKER</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @crockeronline)</generator><link>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>(the other blogs)</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I used to blog on MySpace quite a bit. It was probably one of the biggest helpful factors in me getting through a spot of significant unemployment (I was freelancing, which I have now learned is basically like being unemployed; also, there was that horrible WGA strike that shut down a lot of work and further hammered us all into tough times).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Blogging on MySpace was a great intro to blogging because (eye roll, chuckle) everyone was on MySpace every day. I would walk down to the coffee shop, get a cup of coffee and a croissant and hammer out a short essay, anecdote, or other observation. It was great because before 10AM, even though it wasn’t much, I had accomplished something that day. It set the momentum for going home and applying to jobs in the backseat of my car, the only place I could get internet.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Two things occurred recently: One, my officemate deleted his MySpace account which reminded me that the only reason I hadn’t deleted mine was because of all those blogs, some of which I am very proud of in their humor writing; Two, I got an email from Wordpress asking me to upgrade my wordpress blog.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Every year, about this time, I jump into a fit of trying to fix up my wordpress blog, which is attached to &lt;a href="http://www.crockeronline.com/" target="_blank"&gt;my personal website&lt;/a&gt;. Every year I get a little further in figuring it all out and trying to wrestle a theme into submission, but I just fizzle. Web coding and design is just different enough from my normal technical powers to evade my enthusiasm.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So I upgraded to Wordpress 2.9 and took a look at the shambles my blog is in (no, not providing a link, trust me, there is nothing to see). I love Tumblr. This place is awesome because it is easy, fun, and encourages community. But I still really want to get that other blog into shape so that I have a place to put all the heavily visual effects nerd-outery that I love doing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As we roll into January, I can feel that urge to get my blog-ducks in an RSS-row. Maybe it’s time to find a fresh-faced, Wordpress coder to help me get this act into shape.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And while I’m at it, my personal site could probably use a little elbow grease.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/304756337</link><guid>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/304756337</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 10:57:21 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Hope St., Downtown Los Angeles (via crockeronline)
This pic was...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvbn0xGVUv1qztixdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hope St., Downtown Los Angeles (via &lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/crockeronline" target="_blank"&gt;crockeronline&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This pic was just published on “Schmap,” a travel/tourism, local sites search engine, for their downtown LA section.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/302957198</link><guid>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/302957198</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 09:24:32 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>myparentswereawesome:

Maureen
Submitted by Andrew
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuxpei3BzG1qa2fy3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://myparentswereawesome.tumblr.com/post/302564314/maureen-submitted-by-andrew" target="_blank"&gt;myparentswereawesome&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Maureen&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Submitted by Andrew&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/302922573</link><guid>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/302922573</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 08:49:42 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>via newageaudrey:
Anaglyph Nirvana</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kurpfu7Iyx1qzjngqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://newageaudrey.tumblr.com/post/298661647/lets-go-see-avatar-no-but-its-in-3d" target="_blank"&gt;newageaudrey&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anaglyph Nirvana&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/298793647</link><guid>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/298793647</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 10:47:48 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>socialsciencevisualized:

20 things that happen in 1 minute....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv4j2hPNMx1qartrdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://socialsciencevisualized.tumblr.com/post/297317075/20-things-that-happen-in-1-minute-click-to" target="_blank"&gt;socialsciencevisualized&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;20 things that happen in 1 minute. click to expand. &lt;a title="go to site" href="http://www.onlineeducation.net/every_minute/" target="_blank"&gt;onlineeducation.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/297332164</link><guid>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/297332164</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 13:29:45 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv48qgVQ2s1qztixdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/297038151</link><guid>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/297038151</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 09:32:39 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Sometimes I wish I smoked cigarettes</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Because I think cigarette cases are really classy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I can compensate by carrying a business card case, but it’s not the same…and I don’t do enough networking to warrant whipping out my business cards at every possible moment.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ideas?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/295894729</link><guid>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/295894729</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:04:05 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Heaviest Drinking Months</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="Wordle: Heaviest Drinking Months" href="http://www.wordle.net/show/wrdl/1477181/Heaviest_Drinking_Months" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img alt="Wordle: Heaviest Drinking Months" src="http://www.wordle.net/thumb/wrdl/1477181/Heaviest_Drinking_Months"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Created using &lt;a href="http://www.wordle.net/" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.wordle.net/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This year I have kept track of every single alcoholic drink that I have ingested into my body. What I drank, when I drank it, where I was, who I was with, and what occasion.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am starting to sift through the data and am going to create a comprehensive infographic with it all. This is the first image I’ve generated. Clearly, I do most of my drinking during the summer months.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/294262290</link><guid>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/294262290</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 18:10:59 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>hrrrthrrr:

Holy mac and cheese!

This is a shot in the dark-...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuziot4pbG1qz6ffro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hrrrthrrr.tumblr.com/post/292782941/holy-mac-and-cheese" target="_blank"&gt;hrrrthrrr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Holy mac and cheese!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This is a shot in the dark- are you at Pete’s in downtown LA?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/292864252</link><guid>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/292864252</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 21:18:11 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>stop trying to make digital book readers happen</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sanger.tumblr.com/post/292150436/stop-trying-to-make-digital-book-readers-happen" target="_blank"&gt;sanger&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;they’re NOT going to happen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;FOR REAL.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/292487304</link><guid>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/292487304</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 16:50:54 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>notarobotbutaghost:

going home tomorrow.  gonna hangout in my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuv5yz9U9m1qz9o5co1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://notarobotbutaghost.tumblr.com/post/289248177/going-home-tomorrow-gonna-hangout-in-my-room" target="_blank"&gt;notarobotbutaghost&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;going home tomorrow.  gonna hangout in &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/rainydayphotography/3123122833/" target="_blank"&gt;my room.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This is one of the sexiest photos I’ve seen this holiday season.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/289342602</link><guid>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/289342602</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 13:29:16 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Happy Holidays!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuv5hmNaui1qztixdo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Happy Holidays!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/289238566</link><guid>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/289238566</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 11:44:10 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Santa Knows, Dance the Bridge
I posted a link to this before,...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/289192507/tumblr_kuv35buF371qztixd&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Santa Knows, &lt;a href="http://www.invademyprivacy.com" target="_blank"&gt;Dance the Bridge&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I posted a link to this before, but here is the song for you lazy tumblr browsers to enjoy in the comfort of your dashboard.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you like this bittersweet holiday song, like salt on your peppermint, then reblog it to your friends for your Christmas playlist.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;(You can also download the song from the link above.)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/289192507</link><guid>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/289192507</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 10:53:35 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>HOWTO make rim-perching adorable tiny gingerbread houses for...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuuzbcT8uy1qztixdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2009/12/18/howto-make-rim-perch.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+boingboing%2FiBag+%28Boing+Boing%29" target="_blank"&gt;HOWTO make rim-perching adorable tiny gingerbread houses for your cocoa Boing Boing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/289172802</link><guid>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/289172802</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 10:31:59 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"The best sleep I’ve ever had has been soaked in bourbon. It almost doesn’t even matter..."</title><description>“The best sleep I’ve ever had has been soaked in bourbon. It almost doesn’t even matter what I felt like when I woke up. Until it did.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Kate Regan, via Facebook&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/289110812</link><guid>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/289110812</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 09:23:05 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>newageaudrey:

(via jessicafoi)

Dig it.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuq5pdEe5L1qa5rd8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://newageaudrey.tumblr.com/post/289010349/via-jessicafoi" target="_blank"&gt;newageaudrey&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://jessicafoi.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;jessicafoi&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dig it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/289094797</link><guid>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/289094797</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 09:06:21 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB : reddit.com</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/afpez/a_single_sperm_has_375mb_of_dna_information_in_it/"&gt;A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB : reddit.com&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Click through for an almost unconscionable level of nerd puns. The commenters on Reddit reach a never-before-seen level of sexual-computer humor.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/288212658</link><guid>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/288212658</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:35:46 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>toddbishop:

I don’t think Rob Schrab is on Tumblr, but he...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kutmw54J3D1qa0rvlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://toddbishop.tumblr.com/post/288101500/i-dont-think-rob-schrab-is-on-tumblr-but-he" target="_blank"&gt;toddbishop&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I don’t think Rob Schrab is on Tumblr, but he emailed this to me.  I wish this show were real.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/288187259</link><guid>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/288187259</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:15:28 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>notarobotbutaghost:

whokilled:

Ernest Hemingway will kick your...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krvzimRPrH1qz4yblo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://notarobotbutaghost.tumblr.com/post/287745231/whokilled-ernest-hemingway-will-kick-your-ass" target="_blank"&gt;notarobotbutaghost&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://whokilled.tumblr.com/post/287728605/ernest-hemingway-will-kick-your-ass-via-joe" target="_blank"&gt;whokilled&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Ernest Hemingway will kick your ass. (via &lt;a href="http://theoriginaljoefisher.tumblr.com/post/219699803/ernest-hemingway-australian-style-hat-wearer" target="_blank"&gt;Joe&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/287765165</link><guid>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/287765165</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 10:44:23 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Ugh.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tfail.tumblr.com/post/287174637/ugh" target="_blank"&gt;tfail&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I need to stop trying to learn new crafts and just get &lt;strike&gt;better&lt;/strike&gt; amazing at the ones I already know.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Update: I’m gunna write a song (an instrumental) for you guys. Hang tight.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This is a logical sentiment, but if you’re an artist, smart money is on the fact that you will never stop being creative; whether you’re drawing, painting, sculpting, acting, doodling, scribbling, inking, coloring, molding, snapping pictures, building, gluing, cutting, pasting, writing, drinking, cooking, telling jokes with friends, driving, walking, breathing, you will find fun and art in everything.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s OK to never be satisfied and to keep working towards a higher artistic goal that may be high in the distant foggy mountains. The important thing is to keep climbing with whatever tools please you.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/287215073</link><guid>http://crockeronline.tumblr.com/post/287215073</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:13:46 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
